I was terrified of answering the door before playing this freaky-faced apocalyptic horror, and honestly it hasn't helped

No, I'm Not a Human, I'm conscionable a Fraid

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They took him! They took the butt disfigured bloke who was squatting successful the bathroom! The 1 who kept insisting that the sun's burning vigor was cleansing the Earth of misdeed and, wholly unconnected from that I assume, was divorced. Those hazmat-suited fiends! I ought to springiness them a portion of my mind.

I bloody good volition do, conscionable arsenic soon arsenic I've worked retired who's turned 2 of my different guests into neatly arranged bin bags of dormant parts. My suspicions are firmly lodged astatine the feet of the toothless and fish-faced nun who ended up the lone 1 successful that country near alive, and my trigger finger's itchy.

These are thoughts that whitethorn extremity up going done your caput arsenic you play No, I'm Not a Human, a paranoia-fuelled fearfulness crippled that developers Trioskaz released into the satellite yesterday, September 15th. I've yet got astir to firing up the trusty RPS property relationship contiguous and giving its archetypal hr oregon truthful a go. Thus far, it's got maine thouroughly freaked, erstwhile I'm not roaring with laughter astatine conscionable however wacky immoderate of its characters person purposefully been made to look.

If you privation an thought of what I mean, cheque retired the collage of images further down. In the meantime, to acceptable the scene, here's the synopsis offered by the game's Steam page:

Sunrise. Twilight of Earth. The satellite is ending. Acrid auromas of sun-scorched streets capable the air. Blackened corpses gnarled into shapes of agony enactment streets. Peering extracurricular is capable to scorch eyes from the socket. The lone refuge is successful the night. But the nighttime belongs to the Visitors. A sound connected the door. A solitary voice, begging for refuge. They look similar us. Talk similar us. Smell similar us. Are they us? Look for the signs.

As you tin tell, it's precise overmuch sunshine and rainbows stuff. You're a faceless idiosyncratic surviving alone, successful a location with the benignant of perfectly eerie atmos you tin lone execute by having someone's grandparents consult connected your decor. The prima is doing a thing, truthful everyone's been forced to go nocturnal and stay indoors. That's wherever the Visitors travel in. They're Lovecraftian creatures said to emerged from underground, equipped with the quality to astir perfectly reflector being quality and an insatiable tendency to beryllium connected your sofa.

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You astir apt shouldn't bash what I did: fto everyone successful careless of however overmuch they look similar creepy deformed putty. That is, unless you privation to aftermath up to a notification iniforming you that it smells similar idiosyncratic died past night. In an effort to effort and halt that from happening, you've got to usage up your constricted vigor during the time to cheque the guests you've fto successful for evident signs of being a Visitor you perceive via the TV oregon radio. Stuff similar having perfectly achromatic teeth, bloodshot eyes, oregon muck nether their fingernails. As you tin imagine, the crippled has amusive with each of these would-be symptoms of visitordom being things immoderate regular idiosyncratic mightiness have.

So far, I've managed to successfully place and stroke the caput disconnected of 1 Visitor, arsenic good arsenic ruthlessly execute a mates of radical who must, successful hindsight, person conscionable been regular weirdos. There's a wonderfully foreboding anticipation to waking up each nighttime and proceeding the sound that signals the commencement of a parade of caller guests to see letting in, though it mightiness beryllium amended if their arrivals were a spot much spaced out, alternatively than 1 idiosyncratic rocking up the infinitesimal different leaves. The consciousness of isolation arsenic the crippled gradually feeds you scraps of info from the extracurricular satellite is rather absorbing too.

I besides privation No, I'm Not a Human would fto maine prevention much freely. You tin bash truthful by downing bottles of khombucha, but you lone get 1 to commencement disconnected with, meaning that if you portion that early, you tin easy suffer a clump of progress. I request that progress, Trioskaz. I request to spot if the hazmat fiends volition instrumentality my unsightly loo-dwelling sun-worshipper.

No, I'm Not a Human is retired present connected Steam, priced astatine discounted £11.51/$13.49/€13.31 until September 29th.